After successfully campaigning for their preferred candidate and party in the recent elections, NPR has had to replace all of its election campaign rhetoric. They have chosen to fill the void with more rhetoric in support of the next item on their agenda: the advancement of homosexuality as an appropriate alternative lifestyle.
Oh joy.
In other news, many people just went to work today, did not obsess over where they were (or whether or not they were) obtaining their personal sexual gratification, did not lament the way they were raised or blame others for their difficulties, lent a helping hand to others trying to make a positive difference in the world, and went to bed with a prayer on their lips thanking the Creator for pitying us in our state of mortal vanity and allowing us to live normal lives and a normal day.

You my friend, are a genius. I loved the post. Woo woo.